First, Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to sell us a candle that smells like her vagina (which has since sold out).
Now, R&B legend Erykah Badu is giving Goop a run for their money with her own rather intimate scent, soon to hit the market. It’s called “Badu’s Pussy,” and it’s a fragrance intended to smell just like, well, the singer’s lady bits.
Since first emerging with her jazzy soul music in the ’90s, Badu has become known for her offbeat, at times even occultish aura. But the magic doesn’t stop at her spellbinding lyricism. “There’s an urban legend that my pussy changes men,” Badu told 10 Magazine. “The men that I fall in love with, and fall in love with me, change jobs and lives.” Now you, too, can be charmed by the wizardry of her hoo-hah.
According to 10, the scent will be sold in incense form, ensuring that all of your meditation sessions and dinner parties will have the perfectly musky aroma of Badu’s crotch. But how to achieve such a distinct odor, you ask?
“I took lots of pairs of my panties, cut them up into little pieces and burned them,” Badu added. “Even the ash is part of it.” No big loss, though; Badu has been going commando for quite some time. “The people deserve it!”
I wonder if Badu’s Pussy will come in a perfume form. I’m sure the strangers I share my morning commute with on the subway would appreciate me smelling like such enchanted genitalia. You can buy the incense from Badu’s new online store, launching February 20.
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