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Whether I’m texting my friend Stacy–who has “all this pent up energy” since COVID-19 discontinued our improv classes–or talking to my girlfriend, one thing is clear: Nobody wants to have sex. I initially believed this might just be a personal issue. Perhaps I was no longer a desirable mate due to the 43 pounds I’d […]

Kanye West and Candace Owens join forces to attack the Democratic Party in the name of…themselves.