marvel movies

Never tell me the odds.

We don’t need a lone hero to rise up and fight the enemies. We need everyone to collectively stay the f*ck home.

Including mermaids, holograms, and aliens aplenty.

Thanks to the Twitter account @emo_yoda, our favorite galactic infant now comes with your favorite sad tunes.

Disney comes close to transcending the Happily Ever After pitfall–and then fails.

Keanu Reeves in a tumbleweed will still earn my ticket money, though.

Sometimes ya gotta confront the demons of your childhood, especially when they were created by a bunch of overworked, underpaid animators in a California warehouse.