People’s Sexiest Man Alive Is A Hoax 

People’s Sexiest Man Alive Is A Hoax 

Despite popular opinion, apparently the requirements for being People’s Sexiest Man Alive are extensive. The publication speaks with famous women and focus groups, while also taking into account social media discourse.  And then there are factors like consent and enthusiasm that play in. Of course, the Sexiest Man Alive has to actually accept the honor […]

This Summer’s Hottest Sneaker Is Very Familiar

This Summer’s Hottest Sneaker Is Very Familiar

Every summer, I’m faced with the same, annoying issue: what is going to be my go-to shoe? What’s the shoe that is being shoved on my foot as I run hastily out the door, already late to my prior commitments? For the daytime, I need something functional, able to be dressed up or down…for the […]

I’m Tired of Andrew Garfield's Earnest-Man Act

I’m Tired of Andrew Garfield's Earnest-Man Act

His “We Live In Time” Press tour has gotten insufferable. By now, we’ve all seen it, we’ve analyzed it, we’ve talked about it with our friends: the Andrew Garfield Chicken Shop date. And maybe it’s just me and my cynical friends, but our question isn’t whether Andrew and Amelia will be the next “it” couple, […]

Halloween Costumes Inspired By Celebrities

Halloween Costumes Inspired By Celebrities

Now that it’s October, I’m accepting that it’s officially fall. I’m leaning into pumpkin-flavored baked goods, I put out my decor, and I’m rewatching old Disney favorites like Twitches. But also, this means I have to stress over what costume I’m gonna wear. I actually despise Halloween for the sheer fact that I have to […]