Kids these days are up to a lot of things.
Saving the planet, running businesses, starting social movements… It’s fair that we’d all be concerned for their well-being. Fortunately, the Internet has come through with a handful of codes and cheat sheets that you can use to decipher what your child is really getting up to online.
Astrology
BTS
(Timothée) Chalamet
Decolonization
(Edgar Allan) Poe
Financial Crisis (2008)
Guinea Pigs
Hamlet
Intersectional Feminism
Julio-Claudians
Kingdom Hearts
Love, Simon
Molecular Biology
Naruto
Oklahoma
Pop-Punk
The Q’uran
Radical Liberalism
Stew
Tide Pods
Unions
(Two Gentlemen of) Verona
Writing
X Factor Auditions
(The New York) Yankees
Z
The truth is that these memes are more about Boomers and Gen X’ers than they do about kids these days. We all know that older generations spend more time than anyone leaving angry comments on Facebook pages, and they’re the ones who worry relentlessly about the Internet when maybe they should have been worrying about climate change or gun violence. But hey, as long as your kid isn’t texting about communism, everything’s going to be just fine.
Now, please, let’s all get off the Internet.
From Your Site Articles
Related Articles Around the Web
 Chalamet: The ABCs of the “Is Your Child Texting About” Meme){kind=link}