1.Ellen DeGeneres 

Ellen DeGeneres Host Ellen DeGeneres appears during a taping of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” in Burbank, Calif.

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In recent years it’s become the “hip” thing to do to hate on Ellen DeGeneres, just because she was spotted being friendly with former president George W. Bush…who opposed her right to marry, launched an incredibly bloody war on false pretenses, and approved the CIA to engage in torture. She’s reportedly cruel to employees and service workers, but that’s not the point. The point is that conservatives were canceling Ellen before it was cool.

Back in 1997 Ellen was not yet the queen of daytime TV, but a rising sitcom star with her ABC show Ellen. Then the long-teased “Puppy Episode” aired in which her character came out as a gay woman; and a week before, DeGeneres herself came out in a Time magazine cover story with the headline, “Yep, I’m gay.”

Christian conservative groups wrote angry letters to the network and advertisers, urging them to drop the show. Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell called it a “blatant attempt to promote homosexuality,” and Robertson labeled the star “Ellen Degenerate.” Ellen’s career took a sudden downturn and took years to recover.

Even Laura Dern — who just had a cameo in the episode — reported that she was unable to get work for more than a year afterward and had to hire a full security detail because of all the hate the episode was getting. Sounds like a much more successful canceling than anything that’s happened to Ellen recently…

2.Jocelyn Elders, 1994

Clinton Baird Elders Dr. Jocelyn Elders, nominee for surgeon general, speaks at a news conference in Little Rock, Ark., . Standing behind are President-elect Bill Clinton, left, and Zoe Baird, nominee for attorney general

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Speaking of ’90s sex scandals that sound so quaint today, in 1994 Dr. Jocelyn Elders was the first Black Surgeon General — and the second woman to serve in that role. She had already courted controversy by promoting wacky ideas like giving out free condoms, valuing children more than fetuses, and the potential benefits of drug legalization, but then she went too far.

When asked — at a UN conference on the AIDS crisis — if children should be taught that “self-care” is a safer alternative to sex, Dr. Elders responded, “I think that is something that is a part of human sexuality, and it’s a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”

And the conservative outrage machine went crazy. To appease it, Bill Clinton fired her almost immediately.

3.The Dixie Chicks, 2003

Emily Robison, Natalie Maines, Martie Maguire The Dixie Chicks, Emily Robison, left, Natalie Maines, center, and Martie Maguire, who earned five Grammy nominations, arrive for the 49th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles.

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Before they shortened it to The Chicks, Natalie Maines, Martie Maguire, and Emily Strayer were the early 2000s country icons out of Texas known as The Dixie Chicks. Then on March 10th, 2003, in the lead up to the disastrous Iraq War, singer Natalie Maines said something so deeply offensive that country fans, music stations, and fellow artists around the country disavowed them and even destroyed their cassettes and CDs, reportedly by the millions.

The horrifying comments took place when they were performing in England for their world tour. Addressing an audience of thousands, Maines said, “Just so you know, we’re on the good side with y’all. We do not want this war, this violence, and we’re ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas.” Huh…

In an interview with Tom Brokaw, President Bush responded, saying, “They shouldn’t have their feelings hurt just because some people don’t want to buy their records when they speak out.” Which translates roughly to, “Nom nom nom, that’s some tasty cancel culture! Keep up the cancellation, everybody!”

4.The Nation of France, 2003

JONES Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C., replaces a sign for “French fries” with a signing promoting “freedom fries” during a news conference in the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria on Capitol Hill . Jones, along with Rep. Bob Ney, R-Ohio, chairman of the House Administration Committee, not shown, announced that House cafeterias would no longer serve “French” fries, replacing the “French” cuisine with “freedom fries

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Speaking of how much we all love the Iraq War, around the same time The Dixie Chicks were being canceled in 2003, France was refusing to support America’s “preemptive strike.” Despite the fact that invading Iraq and ousting Saddam Hussein was guaranteed to finally and permanently secure everlasting peace in the Middle East — with no negative consequences — they didn’t want to back us.

So we canceled the entire country from even being mentioned, replacing the word “French” with “Freedom” in the House of Representatives cafeteria. And that’s why we call them “freedom fries” to this day…

5.Janet Jackson, 2004

Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake Singers Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson are seen during their performance prior to a wardrobe malfunction during the half time performance at Super Bowl XXXVIII in Houston.

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Remember in 2004, when a “wardrobe malfunction,” at the Super Bowl halftime show led to people kind of seeing Janet Jackson’s chest for a few seconds? Did people even know that women had nipples before that?

They were supposed to remain forever hidden — a terrifying secret too grotesque for the human mind to comprehend. But then Justin Timberlake tore off a part of Janet Jackson’s top in a choreographed stunt. So it was obviously necessary for both…or just Janet Jackson to be punished.

“Nipplegate” prompted over 500,000 complaints to the FCC, with conservative watchdog group Parents Television Council claiming responsibility for more than 65,000. Jackson was promptly blacklisted from the entertainment industry — her scheduled performance at the Grammys was dropped, she was forced to resign from her starring role in a planned biopic about singer and civil rights activist Lena Horne. Jackson’s career never fully recovered.

6.Colin Kaepernick, 2017

Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid San Francisco 49ers’ Colin Kaepernick (7) and Eric Reid (35) kneel during the national anthem before an NFL football game against the Carolina Panthers in Charlotte, N.C

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Speaking of Super Bowls, you know who used to play really well in them? Colin Kaepernick.

He used to be such a good quarterback that it’s kind of weird that no NFL team has been willing to sign him since 2017. It’s almost like he’s been blacklisted, or “canceled.” Huh…

Maybe it has to do with that thing he did where he supported Black Lives Matter and protested police violence against Black people by kneeling during the national anthem and instantly became the most hated man in conservative media, because…kneeling is disrespectful? To the troops?

7.The NFL, Nike, Keurig, 2017

Of course it wasn’t enough just to cancel Kaepernick himself. Other players were soon kneeling too.

And while the NFL pushed back, it wasn’t enough for conservatives. The NFL was canceled too! Time to ditch your jersey.

Then Nike signed Kaepernick to make a commercial about standing up for what you believe in. So it was time to cancel Nike!

Soon conservatives were sharing images and videos of themselves burning their brand new Nike gear. And if they didn’t have any to destroy, they went and bought some. Sure it means giving Nike more money, but what’s really going to hurt them is seeing you disrespect the merchandise that underpaid sweatshop labor worked so hard on.

This same weird reaction took place again when advertisers like Keurig caved to social pressure and started pulling their commercials from Sean Hannity’s Fox News Outrage Hour. Videos of conservatives smashing their own expensive appliances started showing up on YouTube and social media.

If these futile gestures had done anything to hurt Nike or Keurig — who are responsible for an ungodly amount of plastic waste — that might have actually been a good thing. But it’s the thought that counts, and that thought was, “Let’s do some cancel culture.”

8.BDS, 2017

French demonstrators and supporters of Palestinians hold a placard with the word “Boycott” during a demonstration in Paris, France.

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The Boycott, Divest, Sanction movement, known as BDS, is an international effort to apply political and economic pressure to the nation of Israel to push for the recognition of the rights of Palestinian people currently living in Israel and the occupied territories. Adopting the tactics that helped to end apartheid in South Africa, BDS hopes to end the oppression of the Palestinian people.

While no mass political movement is without some toxic elements, efforts to paint the entire BDS movement as anti-Semitic are plainly in bad faith. Sadly, that bad faith is somewhat bipartisan, and when an anti-BDS bill was introduced to congress, more than a dozen Democrats cosponsored — along with more than 40 Republicans.

But because Israel’s existence as a Jewish ethnostate holds a special value for many Christian conservatives — who believe it will play a major role in the coming apocalypse — and because the Israeli government has aligned itself with the Republican party, this is an issue where conservative cancel culture really shines.

Many states have passed anti-BDS laws requiring any employee or contractor working for the the state to sign a pledge agreeing to never boycott Israel, and some have passed laws punishing businesses who would not be willing to do business in Israel, or even in the controversial Israeli settlements that have been expanding into Palestinian land in the West Bank. So…criticism of Israel is canceled, brought to you by the party of free speech.