We wonder if he let out a thug cry.
Do you enjoy eating diamonds? Cool.
And he blames the cops! Surprise surprise!
We’re really looking forward to the thinkpieces.
We’ll explain inside (but not really).
He’s more than just a pretty face.
Terry Richardson, excess pillows and “f–king Tetris” are all involved.
Chris’ weirdness takes a turn for the Pesadik with a shirt (advertising? promoting awareness of?) the Ten Plagues.