But ‘Unlucky Luciano’ doesn’t have the same pizzazz.
Camping? Surely you mean Glamping sweetie!
You try not having a cocktail for 13 years. Talk about “Depression.”
Although pee does sort of look like Chardonnay.
Seriously, who are half these people?
It’s right behind the tequila and pregnancy tests.
One word: slay.
We never stopped believin’…
Or was death by firing squad on your bucket list?
Hey, sometimes people pleasantly surprise…
Dear Baby Jesus, please make it end!!
Give her another take!