Stop making all those robot jokes, because Steve Jones has DENIED THEM ALL. (Also all those host rumors, with maybe a little less all-caps.)
We never thought we’d say this, but: Melanie > Beyonce?
Yes, again. We know.
Next up in tonight’s performance reviews: Josh Krajcik returns to a familiar setting.
Melanie’s performance = best of the night so far. And R. Kelly! Now we must be on that cruise.
Next up in our series of instant “X Factor” reviews! Chris and Avril Lavigne—an uncomplicated duo?
The first in our series of instant “X Factor” reviews! How’d he do?
Lady Gaga’s cultural education, Chris Brown’s hypnotizing abs and more in our weekly roundup of viral goodness, after the jump.
One of Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating talks about the “sexual tension” with Paula Abdul.
We run down all the weirdness in a profoundly disjointed episode.
If ever there’s a video that you should watch with an open mind, it’s this. Really. Trust us.
And he’s going hard. And that’s what we know.
Professor Popdust weighs in on tonight’s performances from the final four contestants. NO CURVE.