Darn you, Simon Cowell, breaking out the realistic criticism for THIS.
Why Simon Cowell needs to up the Mean Factor to save his latest show.
As well as host Steve Jones. Sorry, mate! You’ve been Dunklemaned.
Rumor has it "The Voice" might have a MC competing, but that's about all.
Former contestants commiserate over break-ups and reality television losses in “Want U Back.”
And L.A. Reid will oversee her career. Not Simon. This probably means more to “X Factor” watchers.
But that $5 million is still yours, Ms. Amaro.
Surprise surprise surprise!
Stop making all those robot jokes, because Steve Jones has DENIED THEM ALL. (Also all those host rumors, with maybe a little less all-caps.)
We never thought we’d say this, but: Melanie > Beyonce?
Yes, again. We know.
Next up in tonight’s performance reviews: Josh Krajcik returns to a familiar setting.
Melanie’s performance = best of the night so far. And R. Kelly! Now we must be on that cruise.