Idols perform their idols, and the results were… actually pretty great!
Just don’t hand Grandpa Stevie one of those drinks.
The losing hand was dealt for poor Van Pelt. Also, Lana Del Rey, Haley Reinhart, and Joe Perry stopped by and Jimmy Iovine got sassy.
With lots of color, probably, and maybe lasers.
All the ballads and adult contemporary from the year you were born! We rank all this. Somehow, we manage to like quite a bit of it….
Finally, an “Idol” alum who gets some choice material!
Or, you know, for the world-class singing on a singing competition, but let's just stop to think about the more likely explanation.
But don't worry, the decision to cut the 25-year-old hopeful will play out in "dramatic fashion" on Wednesday night.
And we’re fine with it. WTF, though, America?
The guitar-playing hopeful visited a doctor Thursday morning, putting his status for tonight’s results show in question.
The “Idol” winner’s cover of Tim McGraw’s “Please Remember Me” will be played as contestants are shown the door.
On the bright side, if you ever audition successfully for either show, you are guaranteed to get some high, if unoriginal praise.