Let’s face it: Idol loves its White Guys With Guitars. Based on hours of scientific evaluation, we present a first look at the upcoming Season 12 champ.
Nine of PP’s titles currently adorn the Top 100, while his runner-up charts nary an entry.
Last year’s contestant waits until the 14:59 mark to prep for superstardom.
Thank you, internet, for making three minutes of pure, uninhibited crazyface last a lifetime.
….after the jump. (Slash commercial break.) (Or in the pic.)
The best Twitter account ever, a fantastic idea for a duet, and more.
Jessica revisits her favorite performance of the season, which MIGHT sound a bit familiar to music competition show junkies.
Simon Fuller gives Jessica another Whitney Houston powerhouse ballad, and she mostly pulls it off.
Tonight, Phillip Phillips and Jessica Sanchez will face off. Tomorrow, one of them will be your next American Idol. Who will it be? We run the scientific and pseudo-scientific odds and come up with a projected winner.
The song’s called “Goin’ In,” and it’ll debut on “Idol”‘s finale, reportedly. Also sounds right.
YOU LET US DOWN, AMERICA.
Guns! Restraint, somehow!