Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

Lindsay Lohan had her Parent Trap days before her court days. MK Olsen had her Full House days before her not-full-enough days. Let us now take time to remember the wholesome days of another child-star-gone-naughty. Enjoy these shots of Miley Cyrus: Before the Penis Cake.
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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

R.I.P. Daddy's Lil Girl and Daddy's Lil Mullet
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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

Pouty Lips: The First Sign
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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

You don't need to show cleavage to be a secret superstar!
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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

Practicing her scales and arpeggios, like any good non-penis-cake-eating girl.
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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

Using a big brown bag to cover any hint of midriff - Classic Good Girl Move #1
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A puppy to cover up any hint of cleavage. Classic Good Girl Move #2
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Please, no "cock" jokes in front of the adorable sweetheart in overalls.
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Miley always made it a point to wear more clothes than anyone she was photographed with.

 
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Miley Cyrus: Before There Were Penis-Cakes

Ladies: Boys will still carry you around on a surf board even if you don't eat cakes shaped like genitalia.
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