There are many different kind of love. Parent-child love, best-friends-4ever love and of course, romantic love, which has its own separate cornucopia of permutations. The love that these artists feel, though, is a little different: The things they love can’t love them back. Because they are things. But hey, we’re not here to judge: Whatever gets you through those lonely nights!

Once you’ve seen them all, don’t forget to vote in the Most Romantic Song Since You Were Born tournament!