At last, young white dudes are getting their shot in life!
Make your bets, people.
More thoughts from the former drug addict after the jump.
How many of these songs are about Justin Bieber?
Selena closes out the album with an emotional climax.
Selena wants Justin to man the eff up.
Selena channels 2004 Britney, and it’s perfect.
The whole point of this song is to not be about Justin Bieber.
“Stars Dance” kicks off with a song that’s reminiscent of Gwen Stefani’s best.
Breakups have never sounded this exhilarating.
Is Justin ready for “it”?