Who can blame him?
“How fresh is the Unagi today?”
So old-fashioned and soooo sweet!
Confesses that self-esteem “is still a work in progress”
It’s leopard-print handbags at dawn!
OH NO YOU DI’ENT!
Ariana Grande’s “Love Me Harder” is a song about getting f***ed really hard, so obviously it
“Go ahead, Call the cops, They can’t un-rape you.”
It’s the Real Teenage Strippers Of New Jersey!
Anna says her mother has never apologized to her for not believing her
Meet beautiful Bat Baby. ..Christian Bale paternity test still pending.
There’s no laughing yourself out of that situation…
The old “Isis made me do it” excuse.