Miley took her tits and some pasties onto Jimmy Kimmel Live last night….
The Big Fat Gypsy Kardashians is everything…. just… everything….
It’s like Joe Francis directed an Aryan Nation recruitment video….
We don’t often side with KK, but Caitlyn comes off as a narcissistic asshole…
Just like any granny—she likes knitting, Bingo, murdering, dismembering, and eating people
Was she kidding or serious?
Dancing to one of LeAnn Rimes’ songs—of course—because, DUH, LeAnn Rimes!
May not win too many IQ tests, but dude’s gotta win dad of the year, surely?!!
Blue Steel’s getting all existential and shizz y’all…..
Jeeze, it’s times like this we actually really, really like Tom Cruise….
We can think of at least two past POTUS who would’ve jumped at the chance…
The Donald leaves poor Gwyneth Paltrow way back at the starting line….
Turning Japanese…while you’re already Japanese. It’s all very meta
What a difference a tan can make…..