Don’t worry, it’s all in the name of Punk’d.
“I am not perfect. This is a daily battle that I will face for the rest of my life.”
Because prog-rock is super-serious business, you know.
And exhale, Directioners.
Big hair and a pencil mustache. Comedy!
Couples Therapy pairs Dark Man X with former reality stars for the ultimate example of soul-crushing programming.
The track’s got Fabolous, but even more importantly, it has lips. Lots of them.
Another Very Pregnant Pop Star speaks of the wonders of hair removal.
The screencap says a lot….
Which is not that much of a departure from his regular behavior.
Everyone loves barbershop versions of “Barbara Ann,” right?
OK, fine, the song’s actually “It All Belongs to Me,” but let’s not pretend we don’t know what track’s being referenced here.
Relive the good, the bad and the bald, after the jump.
An interview with daughter Bobbi Kristina and others will air Sunday March 11.