Know your audience.
Whoda thought such words coulda come out of a porn star’s mouth…
Gwen Stefani and Pharrell make a splash on the season 7 opening…
You’ve got to be a freaking genius to pull it off.
Science thanks you for your honorable service.
But ‘Unlucky Luciano’ doesn’t have the same pizzazz.
You try not having a cocktail for 13 years. Talk about “Depression.”
Although pee does sort of look like Chardonnay.
Seriously, who are half these people?
It’s right behind the tequila and pregnancy tests.
Or was death by firing squad on your bucket list?