Pretty sure this isn’t what Rihanna is singing about…
Let the punishment fit the crime!
Pharrell, we’re worried….
Turns out the 1989 singer is a pretty solid coach…
Especially if she took his V Card.
Like we didn’t see this coming?!
What do you do when all you have left is family? Murder, duh.
Made by the Bayer Aspirin Company, no less.
What’s next? A bunny-boiling magician?
What happened to all those sacrificial lambs?!
There’s a reason they cost extra.
It’s like Victorian era Viagra…..
Cue the amazing Halloween costumes. Bearded Lady…David Bowie…