Karma is a beautiful thing, Mrs. Judge…..
Because all things beautiful and pure happen there…
And it’s cheaper than therapy.
You couldn’t think of something more original than Donald? You had 20 years on death row!
It’s not “hard”…..
It’s akin to booking Hannibal Lector as keynote speaker at a vegan convention….
It’s like Siri’s great-great-grandma.
And so, the saga continues…..
And remember to wash your hands before you shake on it.
If God tells you to cheat on your husband, say no.