Just go to the courthouse, guys. PLEASE.
Mergers have a way of feeling like the 9 circles of hell.
These bitches are like herpes…they always come back.
And she’s seventeen.
Ru’s ______ was so big she needed 10 rolls of duct tape to hide it.
FYI, that’s equal to $6,049,536.08 in today’s money.
Whatever Happened To Merle Ginsberg? More importantly, who cares?
Which is the automotive version of a Cincinnati Bow-tie. Look them up.
Some things will never change. And why should they?
Hold on to your nipples!
Just a little injection into your brain…it won’t kill you at all. Probably.
Put drag queens and music parodies together and you’ve got yourself a good time.
Besides a lot of dead people.