File under: Total dick move.
Leighton Meester had to pay to keep her musical integrity.
74 is the new 24!
No conjugal visits, though! Phew.
Scientists were alarmed to discover fattest states had the lowest IQs. Duh!
Harry, we adore you.
Ooooooh, Twitter beef!
Just a normal weekend for Nick…
This is for you, underwear enthusiasts, perverts and Infidels!
The joy of Christmas is here early!
He’s here to stay.
Things are only getting worse…