How did her fellow Harmonizers wish her a special day?
Trying to turn back time is so 1989.
(On Twitter, at least.)
We can’t get no septuagenarian!
More like Bill HA-sby! Nice…
If you disagree, you’re nothing but a grouchy plat-a-ma-pus.
Are you happy now? Honestly, we can’t tell.
Let the records show: It has nothing to do with genitalia.
She’ll just keep getting less young…less beautiful…
Tell us you don’t totally want a “Hello, is it me you’re COOKING for?” apron…
Only one famously sports a beard, for instance.