You've stuck with us this long, and we've stuck with this show (against our wills) this long, so we've got an extra-special edition for you today....
The best, weirdest and worst of last night's show -- for once, there was an actual spectrum there! -- and an ultimatum. To you.
If you're going to be offended enough by Lady Gaga to cancel a show, you might as well go all the way, right?
In which I miss Blake Shelton for some TOTALLY INEXPLICABLE REASON. (Plus, the best, worst, weirdest, etc.)
What would make Freddie Mercury proud? What wouldn't? We rank all of it. (It's not exactly proportional.)
The top 7 sing once more, and it ain't pretty. Mostly. We rank the best, worst and weirdest.
No Adele? DENIED! We rank, then, the best, worst and weirdest of a night full of surprising deep cuts.
It's back to the '80s, and we've got all the rankings you'll ever need from the decade.
Idols perform their idols, and the results were... actually pretty great!
All the ballads and adult contemporary from the year you were born! We rank all this. Somehow, we manage to like quite a bit of it....
We've now heard performances from all 25 semifinalists! We rank the best, worst and weirdest of last ladies' night.
We have singers! 13 of them! And we have the resolution of a certain twist! Read on and relive the best, worst and weirdest of last night's episode.
We have a top 24! And we have power rankings to match those, ranking the 24 best and worst and weirdest.
The best, worst and weirdest of the final 40. Wait, no, the final 24. The final something.