Everybody got their popcorn? Because this is going to be EPIC…
Ariana Grande’s butt sealed the deal, basically.
Taylor Swift remains unstoppable.
Don’t even try to take money from Taylor!
You and me both, Madge!
Don’t fuck with the Tay Tay….
Those hoping for an Outie will have to look elsewhere.
They’re like ‘I wish your kids had Down syndrome’
Tell me why? I don’t like Mondays….
If loving Tay Tay is wrong then I don’t wanna be right….
Fine. Let her keep her fucking bellybutton to herself.
Even hetero dudes get a little diva-tastic every now and then….
Taylor has more weeks at No. 1 than you’ve had hot dinners.
Once you look at a few of those armpit shots, you’re hooked.
“I’m tellin’ y’all, it’s a sabotage.”