Why’d they have to go and make things so complicated?
Mrs. Kroeger isn’t spending Christmas in rehab this year.
Avril is basically turning into Liz Taylor.
Doubles as an advertisement for mystic tan.
Nothing complicated aboot it!
We’re still waiting on your “Sk8er Boi” cover, Chad Kroeger.
The couple will totally be married by a bear wearing a maple leaf logo, no doubt.
Fiancee Avril Lavigne is an open book, but we’ve realized we don’t actually know anything about Chad Kroeger.