Listen To Noel Gallagher’s Scathing Critique Of Oasis Videos, ‘Bag Of Shite’

Noel Galagher Osasis Videos critique

Posted by on 01/22/2014 at 6:51 PM Videos

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Ever wondered if Noel Gallagher looks back on his old Oasis days with any fondness?

Seems not, if his scathing critique of the bands’ many music videos is anything to go—you can listen to it here on Popdust.

Gallagher sounded off during 2010’s Oasis retrospective, Time Flies, but a kind soul recently compiled a super cut of the best bits—and it’s awesome to say the least.

The famously cantankerous musician is true to form, bitching, moaning and joking his way through a self-critique of every single Oasis video.

Vulture picked out a selection of some of the best quotes:

“Why was I dressed like that? I look like fucking Columbo.”

“There’s a lot of Adidas going on in here.”

“Were there really all these birds in this video? It’s like a fucking scene from Britain’s Next Top Model.”

“Oh, I was fucking drunk in this video.”

“Who fucking watches videos these days? No one.”

“I can’t begin to tell you how pissed I was. I was shit-faced.”

“Do you want me to fucking stare at you like a fucking serial killer?”

“A bag of shite, that. What a waste of an afternoon.”

“I have to say about all these videos: If you needed four guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that.”

“Is that a man with legs made of sausages?”

Listen to the audio yourself and sound off in comments below or tweet us @Popdust with your favorite Noel-ism

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