Gallagher sounded off during 2010’s Oasis retrospective, Time Flies, but a kind soul recently compiled a super cut of the best bits—and it’s awesome to say the least.
The famously cantankerous musician is true to form, bitching, moaning and joking his way through a self-critique of every single Oasis video.
Vulture picked out a selection of some of the best quotes:
“Why was I dressed like that? I look like fucking Columbo.”
“There’s a lot of Adidas going on in here.”
“Were there really all these birds in this video? It’s like a fucking scene from Britain’s Next Top Model.”
“Oh, I was fucking drunk in this video.”
“Who fucking watches videos these days? No one.”
“I can’t begin to tell you how pissed I was. I was shit-faced.”
“Do you want me to fucking stare at you like a fucking serial killer?”
“A bag of shite, that. What a waste of an afternoon.”
“I have to say about all these videos: If you needed four guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that.”
“Is that a man with legs made of sausages?”
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