Robin Thicke Just Can’t Stop Talking About How Big His Penis Is

Robin Thicke Has a Big Dick
Posted on 07/02/2013 at 1:22 PM

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What is the “it” that Robin Thicke wants to give us in his new song, “Give It 2 U”? Generally, it’s love. But specifically, it’s his penis. “I’ll give it to you,” he sings in the song’s opening, “A big dick for you.”

This is not the first time Robin Thicke has assured us of the greater-than-average size of his own member. Just a few months ago, the music video for “Blurred Lines” featured models cavorting in front of a set of Mylar balloons that read “Robin Thicke Has A Big D,” and the uncensored version made it clear that Thicke was not bragging about the size of his disks.

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And the boasting rubbed off on Thicke’s partner on that song, T.I., who crowed:

I’ll give you something big enough to split your ass in two

What’s going on? Rappers can boast of their impressive members without anyone raising an eyebrow—even Drake, rap’s resident Nice Guy, has done it—but there’s something odd about the way Thicke keeps talking about his penis in such blatant terms. It’s easy to think that he’s is overcompensating for something, but maybe it’s not what we think. Could it be that, after nearly a decade of being the milquetoast Justin Timberlake, Thicke is shooting for a more … aggressive image? Mention your dick often enough, and people won’t be able to forget that you have one.

Or maybe he just has a small penis. One of the two.

The full “Give It 2 U” lyrics are below. You can listen to the song at the bottom of the post!

[2 Chainz]
Okay baby (Yeah)
All I got to say baby (Huh)
That’s Robin baby (Yeah)
And I’m 2 Chainz baby (Baby, baby)
Talk to me (Yeah)
Let me see that body language (Baby, baby)
I said talk to me
Let me see that body language (Hey, hey)

[Robin Thicke]
Girl give it to me
Girl you know what it do, girl give it to me
I got somethin’ brand new, girl give it to me
I’ll put it all on you, girl give it to me
Woooh, I got a gift for yah
I got this for yah, a little Thicke for yah
A big kiss for yah, I got a hit for yah
Big dick for yah, let me give it to yah
Baby, baby I gotta call for yah
I got a whip for you, black car for yah
Ball hard for you, I know you wanna get fancy

I know you wanna start dancin’
Hey girl
You know you’re lookin’ so damn fine
You’re lookin’ like you fell from the sky
You know you make a grown man cry

I wanna give it to you, through the night
And make everything you fantasize
Come true, ooh baby
I’ll make you so, so, so amazing
I’ll give it to you

Girl give it to me
Girl give it to me
Girl give it to me
Girl give it to me

Ooh what’s that girl?
What’s that baby? I like that, girl
I like that, baby, on your back girl
On your back, yeah shake it like that girl
Baby, baby, I got an eye for yah
I got an eye for yah, I got a smile for yah
Cheese, let me put it on your face for you
Please, I got a taste for you
Tasty, I bought lace for you
Freaky, I’ll put it on you (Yeah)
So I can come and take it off you (Yeah)
And get it off to you

Hey girl
You know you’re lookin’ so damn fine
You’re lookin’ like you fell from the sky
You know you make a grown man cry

I wanna give it to you, through the night
And make everything you fantasize
Come true, ooh baby
I’ll make you so, so, so amazing
I’ll give it to you

[2 Chainz]
Highly respected
Black Michael Jackson
When the DJ bring it back
I pump it back like a chiropractor
I’m at the main event
Baby you the main attraction
What I need a script and a camera for?
Let’s put this thing in action (Do it)
Let’s put this thing in action (Do it)
Let’s put this thing in action (Do it)
2 Chainz
All the things collapsin’
Let’s put this thing in action
Let’s put this thing in action
2 Chainz
Gave your girl a chain reaction

[Kendrick Lamar]
You’re like a needle in a haystack
I wanna sit you where my face at
Lunch with a few Mai-Tais
Purple kisses on my tie
Life can leave a dick loved
Now you gettin’ this dick, love
I’m lookin’ for you with a flashlight
I wanna feel what a real fat ass like
No injection, I learned my lesson
I walk it like I talk it, baby this pedestrian
Runnin’ through your mind like Jackie Joyner
Pussy like *pop*, go give me a burner
Got shot like *pop*
This can be detrimental
T-shirt and panties, that’s your credential
You’re cotton candy, I need a fistful
I’m often antsy, hope that convince you

[Robin Thicke]
Hey girl
You know you’re lookin’ so damn fine
You’re lookin’ like you fell from the sky
You know you make a grown man cry

I wanna give it to you, through the night
And make everything you fantasize
Come true, ooh baby
I’ll make you so, so, so amazing
I’ll give it to you

I wanna give it to you, through the night
And make everything you fantasize
Come true, ooh baby
I’ll make you so, so, so amazing
I’ll give it to you

[Vulture]

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