KIMYE HAS RISEN!
On the heels of his album leak*, Kanye West received an early Father’s Day present when girlfriend Kim Kardashian gave birth to their daughter this morning at Cedars-Sinai in West Hollywood. The bundle of celebulous joy has arrived five weeks earlier than her expected due date of July 11th, and just three days before the official release of Kanye’s Yeezus.
“Kim got sick last night and had the baby early,” a source told Us Weekly. “They’re all doing great and amazing!”
Great and amazing, eh? This baby truly is the chosen one. We’ll keep you posted on the name, but, in the meanwhile, you can take your best guess here. Frankly, we’ll be a little disappointed if it’s not “Kimye.”
*Refraining from making a “water leak” joke was nearly impossible.