We’ve now listened to international superstar Psy’s uber-catchy “Gentleman“—his sophomore effort after “Gangnam Style” broke the internet—at least 6 times since it was released an hour ago. It doesn’t have a signature dance attached to it yet, but we already love it. Still, we have a few questions.
1. What kind of “Gentleman” are you?
Are you a mutha-fucking gentleman? A mutha-fucka gentleman? OR a mother-father gentleman?
2. Are you singing about STD’s?
Korean is not our mother-father tongue, but during the verse, we think we’re hearing the word “gonorrhea” several times.
3. Is there a scientific formula you use to determine the length of your pre-chorus build-up?
The amount of elapsed silence creates something so perfect, it had to have been doctored in a lab.
4. What is a “mother father gentleman?”
Even if it’s not the lyric, our minds are spinning. A chivalrous single father?
That’s all for now. Shout out to all the mother father gentlemen!