#FF Our Delightfully Crude Twitter Crush @ActionBronson
Posted by on 02/22/2013 at 1:28 PM News
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Name: Action Bronson
Occupation: Rapper
Twitter Handle: @ActionBronson
Follower Count: 92,934 (and counting)
Who He Is In More Than 140 Characters: Few can say that they’ve traded in their gourmet chef coat in order to pursue a rap career. 29-year-old Queens native Arian Asllani still raps about food, like “Jerk Chicken” for instance, but no longer cooks it (professionally).
Who He Is In Less Than 140 Characters: In the past week…
1. Practical
I wear a condom all the time under my boxers.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 22, 2013
Play wit it. RT @vpescetto: My kitty is not feeling well — SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 16, 2013
I need to buy an Asian Grandmothers Soul off the Deep Web.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 20, 2013
2. Accepting
Shouts to all my MEXICANOS
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 19, 2013
I wanna fuck a Spanish Mother
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 19, 2013
Conveniently Jewish.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 19, 2013
3. Sexy
Use my flesh as u wish.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 22, 2013
I love when a girl stands wit her legs closed and u could still see through her pussy/thigh area. Like the sun cracking through the clouds.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 16, 2013
Sit on my shoulders wit ur pussy in my face while I parade a round in Russell Athletic sweats without pockets.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 22, 2013
4. Poetic
Bought my bitch Kristina some Gucci call her Kristina Yamagucci
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 18, 2013
5. Humble
I’m sorry im a bad speller.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 18, 2013
Weak bitches will never get any of my precious time ever again.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 19, 2013
Hodgy is a great rapper.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 19, 2013
6. Encouraging
Always follow ur heart. If things don’t work the way u thought u can only be angry at urself. Then u can fix it urself.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 19, 2013
Just Smile
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 22, 2013
7. Deep
She had the Clam Chowda at Benefit for Domestic Abuse.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 22, 2013
I’m only human in the face.
— SVEN (@ActionBronson) February 22, 2013
You keep doin’ you, Action. We’ll keep following, favoriting, and retweeting.
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