Happy Birthday, Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock! You’re Well Into Your Forties!

Posted by on 01/17/2013 at 5:03 PM Birthdays, News
The Popdust Files: birthdays, kid rock
Happy Birthday Kid Rock!
Now this one’s a doozy: What is Kid Rock’s real name?
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No, it’s not “Bob Witaba,” please take this seriously.
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42 points to whoever said “Robert Ritchie!” One for each of his precious years on this earth. All sorts of folks on Twitter turned up to wish the Southern Republican rap-rocker today a good one; why, even Rob “King of Twitter” Delaney had something to say to Mr. Rock:
Happy 42nd birthday @kidrock! If your music was a person, I’d throw it in a lake of syphilis.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 17, 2013
…and many happy returns!
















