Happy Birthday Kid Rock!
Now this one’s a doozy: What is Kid Rock’s real name?
No, it’s not “Bob Witaba,” please take this seriously.
42 points to whoever said “Robert Ritchie!” One for each of his precious years on this earth. All sorts of folks on Twitter turned up to wish the Southern Republican rap-rocker today a good one; why, even Rob “King of Twitter” Delaney had something to say to Mr. Rock:
Happy 42nd birthday @kidrock! If your music was a person, I’d throw it in a lake of syphilis.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 17, 2013
…and many happy returns!