What a Day: K-Fed’s Bro Chris Claims He’s the Real Father of Britney’s Baby
Posted by Newson 12/27/2012 at 5:04 PM
Who knew that when reports surfaced that Britney Spears was going to be fired from The X Factor, that it would be only the second-worst rumor surrounding Brit to come out today? Chris Federline, the less-famous brother of Spears’ backup-dancer-turned-husband Kevin Federline—and of course his name is Chris—is now filing a restraining order against the pop star, claiming that not only he is the father of Britney’s son Preston (“I do confess I slept with Britney and I am the true father”), but that Brit is using that information to blackmail him for the $4,500 she spent off his stolen credit card some months ago.
Now, a number of things about this story make little to no sense whatsoever. For one, why would Britney blackmail Chris with the paternity information? Wouldn’t the news of that extramarital indiscretion be far more damaging to Britney than to C-Fed, even with whatever familial awkwardness that caused? Then, why would Britney spend $4,500 on his stolen credit card, when, fired or no, she got paid a whopping $15 million for her role on X Factor last year (and is just a very rich person in general)? Lastly, if Brit decided she absolutely had to cheat on Kevin back in the day…why would she choose his idiot brother for her adulterous dalliance?
All questions worth asking. Stay tuned to the legal documents of Tampa District Court for further developments.
Check Us Out On
Login to receive the latest pop music news and exclusive offers from Popdust!
Brainstorming some suggestions for the royal couple of pop's second child.
The most famous mother in pop is having a second child.
What's your favorite song by the ex-Disney princess?
We think the CimFam is Cim-ply divine!
Britney's not seeking Amy anymore; this is a song her sons can enjoy!
Cole your jets, Nat!
Did a rock-solid Top Two save Season 12?
Big Time Rush learns some lessons about telling the truth.
America certainly thought so, but, hey, what do those guys know?
Thank God for Eunjung.
It's a Girls' Generation party, and everybody is invited!
Breaking down the perfect summer song.
Maybe if they sing the "Barney" theme song hard enough, all will be repaired.
There's a reason they call it "labor."
Here's your guide to this year's reality-show judging carousel.