A Rabid Band of Directioners Attacked Liam Payne in the Airport, and There Was Nothing He Could Do

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Posted by on 12/09/2012 at 12:13 PM News

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We already knew that Directioners’ intense loyalty for their five favorite lads made them do crazy things like write weird fan fiction and making their own parody videos, but we had assumed their hunger for boy-band flesh stayed purely on a metaphorical level. Unfortunately, a mass of 1D fans proved us wrong this weekend, giving the boys an unexpectedly violent homecoming at Heathrow airport as they arrived back in England for the X Factor finale.

We’ll let Liam Payne tell the story in his own words. (WARNING: Graphic depictions of violence below.)

WE BEGIN IN MEDIAS RES…


AFTER A BRIEF COOLDOWN, LIAM EXAMINES HIS WOUNDS:


HE TRIES TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE…


BUT THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH:


FINALLY, HE TRIES TO CRACK A JOKE:


DIRECTIONERS, THOUGH, STILL MIGHT NOT BE GETTING THE RIGHT MESSAGE:

 

[The Nation]

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