If John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John’s holiday album cover didn’t terrify you enough, congratulations! Now it’s time to see if you can stomach their video for “I Think You Might Like It,” which risks permanent aversion to dairy products due to its overpowering amount of cheese. Details on the plot are scant, but we do see a lot of Johnny T.—sporting the goatee of a ’90s boy band member—sitting in the cockpit of the jet he so conveniently parks in his driveway. Hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Once he’s picked up his pal Olivia in a robin’s egg blue convertible, they drive off into a magical land of holiday glee, likely the place where steampunk, elf versions of Justin Bieber run rampant alongside toy soldiers and Dirty Santa‘s bad touch goes unnoticed, where they’ll two-step the remaining days until Christmas away until they’re but a distant memory.
But because it’s the holidays, things aren’t solely about the reunited Grease castmates. There are veterans to welcome home and family dinners to creepily observe. The entire thing has the feeling that this not-so-instant classic was shot on some poor unfortunate soul’s iPhone. Oh, Sandy. This is more embarrassing than your “Physical” remake with Sue Sylvester on Glee! Watch below, but only if you’re brave.
And now, time for a palate cleanser.