The Best Tweets About The Nightmare That is #RihannaPlane
Posted by Newson 11/19/2012 at 5:14 PM
150 Journalists. Picked to live on a plane. Work separately, and have their lives ruined. Find out what happens. When people stop seeing Rihanna. And start going crazy. The Real World: #RihannaPlane.
After seeing descriptions like “nightmare,” “mutiny,” and “hell,” we’re starting to feel a little bad about sending Julieanne Smolinski (aka Twitter’s @BoobsRadley) on Rihanna’s 777 tour. It is, however, making the internet really, really funny. Below, you’ll find the most hilarious tweets from hell we could find.
Be sure to follow Julieanne’s first hand account of the 777 tour!
And before that …fear and loathing starts to set in!
To all of you that talked me out of being #RihannaPlane for Halloween, I hate you.
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) November 19, 2012
— Jason Newman (@Jasonrnewman) November 19, 2012
this evolving #rihannaplane saga has got such a horror movie feel to it. started off so normal/cheerful, getting progressively darker
— lily 2 necklace (@lilybenson) November 19, 2012
For those asking, I AM writing #Rihannaplane the Movie. (It’s “Titanic” but with Justin Long as a DefJam exec who romances a busty blogger.)
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) November 19, 2012
The next party I throw is going to be #rihannaplane themed
— Uncleaneskimo (@uncleaneskimo) November 19, 2012
@oldmanebro Honestly, I don’t think Rihanna can keep up with the rest of us on the plane. But then again, she’s probably had real meals.
— itsthereal (@itsthereal) November 19, 2012
This hotel wifi is speedy gonzales. All is forgiven. #RihannaPlane
— Elliott Wilson (@ElliottWilson) November 19, 2012
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) November 18, 2012
Also having seen the amount of bloggers and dingleberries reporting from the #777tour, can we stop saying “150 journalists”
— Chris Weingarten (@1000TimesYes) November 19, 2012
— Natalie Wall (@Cosmo_Nat) November 19, 2012
the amazing race as the future of journalism #777Tour
— maura johnston (@maura) November 19, 2012
— Michael Cragg (@MichaelCragg) November 19, 2012
We bet this chick is eating her words:
I will sell my soul for tickets #777tour
— RIHANNA NEWS (@RihannaNews_com) November 12, 2012
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