Posted by Nate Jones on 09/19/2012 at 11:00 AM News

The Popdust Files: DMX, technology, videos

Good things happen when you let DMX rant in front of a camera.

Just last week X went off on Drake and his plan to release a posthumous Aaliyah album, now the rapper has visited Power 105.1 to share his opinions on computers and technology. Would you guess he’s against them?

DMX’s specific grievances:

On toolbars: “Look at all these things! There’s too much stuff. It’s scary. I’m my grandmother.”

On cursors: “Why does it do a line, then an arrow, then a hand? There’s too many things. … It’s confusing.”

On the pinwheel of death: “I see [other people] using it, and it in the middle of it, it’ll stop, and do the circle. I don’t have patience for that. … I’d break it.”

On tech company names: “Computer words are funny. … Just get a regular word. What is a ‘Google’?”

All DMX needs to do now is put his thoughts in essay form, and he could get a sweet gig writing op-eds for the New York Times!

[You Heard That Now]