Daily Tweetcap: Liam Payne Is NOT Getting Married
Posted by Newson 08/02/2012 at 5:20 PM
The day in music as told by tweets. One Direction’s Liam Payne told friends that he was “in it for the long haul” with dancer girlfriend Danielle Peazer and for a minute the world started toaster shopping. Good news, ladies – Peazer’s left ring finger remains unadorned.
In other news, Snoop Lion (a.k.a. the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg) and his name change are receiving a, well, lion’s share of the Twitter joshing. Enjoy. Rawr.
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I’m not getting married the sun newspaper can’t seem to wait for me to get married Gordon no need to rush wen I am I’ll send u an invite
— Liam Payne (@Real_Liam_Payne) August 2, 2012
ack why is d.j. tanner eating chick-fil-a? doesn’t she know that means we can’t hang out?
— Pete Wentz(@petewentz) August 2, 2012
News flash! I have changed my name to Natasha Lion. ..oh sorry
@snoopdogg you just did that already. Im a couple days too late on that one
— Natasha Bedingfield (@natashabdnfield) August 2, 2012
@michaelphelps accomplished yesterday is incredible. My hero since I was a real youngster. As a swimmer myself I’m in awe of a legend.
— Cody Simpson (@CodySimpson) August 2, 2012
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) August 2, 2012
New York is like a bunch of Duane reades
— Jennifer Hudson (@IAMJHUD) August 2, 2012
yo i heard that snoop lion’s rhymes were all ghostwritten by a feline anime show from the 1960s
— Chris Randle (@randlechris) August 2, 2012
“how many days have we not slept for” + “what time zone are we in” both valid questions today.
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) August 2, 2012
So in Spain people pronounce my name “Hay”, that can get quite confusing…
— Jay McGuiness (@JayTheWanted) August 2, 2012
jazzy and jaxo are running the show at this house right now.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 2, 2012
new favorite Olympics commentary line: “She came here with a goal…to win the Olympics.” Maybe too high a goal nobody’s that multitalented
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) August 2, 2012
Sippy cup? Check. Rubber squeaky froggie? Check. Teething necklace? Check. Crackers? Check. Teething cookie? Check. LET’S MOVE!!!!
— P!nk (@Pink) August 2, 2012
Last night I dreamed Kanye painted a portrait called “Kaleidoscope Progressive” and he used pictures of muppets and my song lyrics.
— Sara Bareilles (@SaraBareilles) August 2, 2012
Right on time…Right on time…Right on time…I phone 5
— Skrillex(@Skrillex) August 2, 2012
I wanna make rap songs with
— Asher Roth (@asherroth) August 2, 2012
Lady Gaga is here! Lady Gaga is on the far…oh no it’s just a malnourished goat
— Weird Horse (@WeirdHorse) August 2, 2012
Snoop Dogg Mountain Lion is the logical next Steven Tyler
— annkpowers (@annkpowers) August 2, 2012
Dressage=horse ballet. That’s reason alone to vote for Obama.
— Carson Daly (@CarsonDaly) August 2, 2012
What exactly is a bellybutton? Is itA) a thumb rest B) a bird feeder or C) a parmesan graveyard ?
— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) August 2, 2012
Going on a camping trip w my hubby for our anniversary- first “date” since the baby!
— Jewel (@jeweljk) August 2, 2012
Overheard on the J train: A young man encounters Drake on Chatroulette. Drake tells him to ‘spit.’ He disses Toronto. Drake ‘nexts’ him.
— willy (@willystaley) August 2, 2012
What should we get for breakfast? Life decisions.
— Karmin (@karminmusic) August 2, 2012
— attackerman (@attackerman) August 2, 2012
I wanna find a girl just like Sloane from ferris buellers fay off, she was so awesome!!
— Taco (@oddfuckingtaco) August 2, 2012
today, i ask you to pause and think about how big of a bullet we as americans dodged with meek mill being on mariah’s single and not wale
— jordan (@jordansarge) August 2, 2012
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