The day in life as told by tweets. There wasn’t much by way of news (at least not in the Adele is preggers/Drake threw a bottle sense), so Twitterfolk weren’t constricted by any parameters. Tyler, the Creator made his endorsement for president, comedian and Twitter god Rob Delaney gives Rihanna a superlative, and Miley Cyrus gets deep. (And would benefit from a proofreader.) Enjoy.
life is to short.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) July 5, 2012
“Thunderbolts and lightning? Very, very frightening! Me.” – Galileo
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 6, 2012
If I Vote This Year I’m Gonna Vote For The Black Guy Because My life Has Been Cool In The Past year Year
— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) July 6, 2012
Cab drivers, don’t call me babes or honey please. I might hit you.
— lilyrosecooper (@lilyrosecooper) July 6, 2012
if you play the part of Waterfalls wherein Left Eye says her life is “ten shades of gray” 5x in a row, you get a terrifying prophesy of 2012
— Dan D’Addario (@DPD_) July 6, 2012
Rihanna is the Pepsi of shit
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 5, 2012
The tabloids are reporting that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. I bet Selena goes back to dating dudes, total Anne Heche move.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 6, 2012
Women help me out. How do I get u to like me
— BOBBY BAKLAVA(@ActionBronson) July 6, 2012
I legitimately thought this was the full name of the band. RT @pitchforkmedia Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Members Leave Band
— Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) July 6, 2012
*i fUlkin@€gghh l@@&0vE my ani!MALzzzzz!!!!!!!’
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) July 6, 2012
when girls aren’t listening to you they say things like “aw” when you’re done talking. guys just look at their phones. we need our “aw” word
— Pete Wentz – RE:PETE (@petewentz) July 6, 2012
apropos of nothing, the kanye ‘i dont like’ remix is so awful
— david drake (@somanyshrimp) July 6, 2012
In other news, isn’t this where they filmed Napoleon Dynamite? #IdahoFacts
— Karmin (@karminmusic) July 6, 2012
Do you think Kanye will make an original sex tape with Kim Kardashian, or do you think he’ll just sample and remix Ray-J’s?
— The Coquette (@coketweet) July 6, 2012
“Don’t leave me hanging on the xylophone”
— La Roux (@larouxofficial) July 6, 2012