The day in music as told by tweets. The big news today was in the political sphere, where the Supreme Court of the United States voted to uphold ObamaCare. Comedians raced to Twitter with their best CNN snafoo material, and musicians kept pretty quiet on the matter. Below you’ll find their happy thoughts, as well as Ke$ha’s sad thoughts on the lack of male genetalia in her life. The usual. Enjoy.
Set alarm 2hear Supreme court decision on pres Obama’s health plan! It WAS UP HELD! I literally jumped out of bed started doing snoopy dance
— Cher (@cher) June 28, 2012
Supreme Court has me in a good mood right now. America getting closer to universal access to affordable health care. It’s about time — John Legend (@johnlegend) June 28, 2012
Lol my boy was like “aight let’s celebrate! we goin to hospital!!!”
— Questo of The Roots (@questlove) June 28, 2012
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. You still have health care. Thank me, maybe.
— Barack Obama (@ThePresObama) June 28, 2012
And in other news…
what you do with excess dorito cheese “dust” on your fingers says a lot about you as a person. lets get judgmental!
— Pete Wentz – RE:PETE (@petewentz) June 28, 2012
there r other peni in the penis ocean boo
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) June 28, 2012
if u suck. well. u r just asking to be in a songsorreyyyy not really tho — ke$ha(@keshasuxx) June 28, 2012
Ok so b4 people start askin what Yangin mean. It doesn’t mean poppin or crackin, me an my cru don’t say whats poppin we say what’s yangin.
— ChingyJackpot (@ChingyJackpot) June 28, 2012
I miss music
— Mac Miller (@MacMiller) June 28, 2012
ok so mark found my glasses. we like mark. big up anyone called mark. — Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) June 28, 2012
We were so young once. We cared so much about Lana Del Rey. — Michael Barthel (@michaelbarthel) June 28, 2012
Just so everyone knows…Weight Watchers hasn’t put ANY pressure on me! I’m trying to be as healthy as I can be for myself and I feel great!
— Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) June 28, 2012
I really like cherries. The fruit, I have no use for virgins. A messy, inexperienced shag is about as appealing as dog food.
— Professor Green (@professorgreen) June 28, 2012
And yes, that is a glorious thumb in the way.
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) June 28, 2012