Flo Rida’s “Whistle” is not a great song. We’ve established this. Flo Rida’s “Whistle” is also a very gimmicky song. We’ve established that as well, and so has Flo with his entire discography. So it’s fitting that the “Whistle” video is basically an update of “Wild Ones,” with less Sia and more whistling. (In the video it looks more like generic duckface than anything that’d make a sound, mind you–perhaps “Whistle” isn’t extended innuendo after all, but instructions to people on how to pose for Myspace photos?)
Check out the landscapes, though! This could double as a travel commercial–a commercial for the very idea of travel. Because goodness knows none of those exist.