Blake Shelton and Chris Brown Have Twitter Messages For the Haters
Posted by Newson 05/10/2012 at 3:54 PM
Two dudes who have never had any hesitation telling their Twitter enemies where to go, where to stick it and what to stick it with are Blake Shelton and Chris Brown. Sure, the aimless defiance of one of them may come off as a little more harmless and a lot less tragic than the other’s, but they’re cut from the same bury-me-upside-down cloth, especially when it comes to the Bluebird. Blake’ll get us started off today, addressing the many haters and critics (?) he apparently accrued on his way to winning Season Two of The Voice. (Code for “Chrsitina Aguilera?” Probably.) Tweeteth Blake:
Awe… And we arrive to my favorite place. The place where every doubter, critic, hater or simply the ignorers can officially kiss my ass!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) May 9, 2012
Been looking my right boot all day…. Just now realized its still stuck up the ass of all my critics and haters out there!!! #wonthevoice
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) May 10, 2012
Sounds uncomfortable. And you knew we weren’t going to make it through the day without Chris Brown responding to the hate being thrown his way over the lyrical dis he may or may not have delivered to Rihanna this morning (via his “Way Too Cold” freestyle). As is Standard Breezy Operating Procedure (SBOP), he denies and deflects:
Assumptions! I didn’t say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about.
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) May 10, 2012
Makes sense: Rihanna clearly feels guilty about being a “bad fur” and getting smashed like a pumpkin. (See what happens when you make an “ass” out of “u” and “mptions,” Ri?)
Chris Brown and Blake Shelton, reviving that age-old question: If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one around to take its falling as a personal attack, does it make a sound?
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