Presented Without Comment: “Love You Like A Big Schlong”

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Posted on 05/01/2012 at 10:55 AM

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Here’s another entry in the grand tradition of “person gets cut from reality TV show, makes provocative music video.” The person, in this case, is Willam from last season’s RuPaul’s Drag Race; the provocative music video is a Selena Gomez parody called “Love You Like a Big Schlong,” in drag. Parodies like this stand (no pun intended) or fall on the rewrite of the lyrics; this passes, for reasons we won’t and perhaps shouldn’t spoil. Let’s just say that the “peat-peat-peat-peat” bit is used well.

But there’s something else! From The Prophet Blog, who knows the truth:

Rumor has it that this was actually the original version that Selena wrote about Justin Bieber, but she had to change it into a love song after she accidentally walked in on the Biebz getting changed and discovered that the lyrics weren’t really applicable.

That explains the tautology of “love you like a love song,” then–it must be true! (Also, ew.)

(Also, this video is not safe for work. We assume you know this. But here’s just one more reminder.)

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