Former Massachusetts governor and current GOP hopeful Mitt Romney makes his case for why he should be the next president of the United States by reiterating just who he is and what he stands for in a new YouTube video. Creator Hugh Atkin brilliantly blends recent quotes from Barack Obama, Newt Gingrich and Romney, to the sound of Eminem’s 2000 hit “The Real Slim Shady,” creating a unique political ad campaign that will captivate all disgruntled sons and daughters of Michigan, as well as proponents for self-love. Atkin takes liberties with Em’s original lyrics to create something more on target with Romney’s beliefs, the most memorable of which comes at the chorus when he assures us that, “all the other Mitt Romneys are just masturbating.” Don’t call Romney’s people, Hugh. They’ll be in touch. Like we saw with President Obama’s pro-Gaga video, the ability to splice audio and video can go a long way. Watch below.