Even with the Grammy Award, Chris Brown’s temper and history of public outbursts make him ripe for parody in the overactive Internet age. Film Cow‘s Chis Brown: American Superhero finds the controversial artist in animated tights and cape, fighting crime in the form of destructive female villains who pose a threat to his beloved empire. Pounding on known criminals doesn’t exactly mirror what he did to an innocent Rihanna, but dialogue that pulls from the original 2009 police report as well as those post-Grammy tweets, makes for an entirely uncomfortable viewing experience for everyone involved. There will be a group that complains this video is three years too late and that Brown has moved onward and upward since his “mistake” before Grammy night, but 110,000 views and climbing will prove that some people really do never forget.
Team Breezy probably won’t find this funny, and it’s not the most suitable for work entertainment on account of an animated Brown beating up a handful of (animated) women, but it’s our duty to direct you to these creations making the rounds. If only there was a flying chair straight from the set of Good Morning America, too.