Normally we do Spoiler Alert posts for video previews, but doing one for Madonna’s “Girl Gone Wild” would be spectacularly pointless because it would look like this:
What Could Come Next: Also sex, but probably not anything that’ll cause controversy like “Justify My Love.”
So yes. It’s the black-and-white, silhouetted, arty sort of erotica (which, we’ll remind everyone, was a word before Erotica and isn’t necessarily a reference to that album because COME ON.), and in its 20-odd seconds the video already checks off cigarettes and chains on the list of shots that’ll be included. If there’s one consolation, it’s that absolutely nothing in the video reminds you of the track’s porn namesake. In fact, that’s a major consolation and we will take it. Watch below.