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Posted by Andrew Unterberger on 02/21/2012 at 2:56 PM News

The Popdust Files: chris brown, cm punk, feuds, get in the ring, twitter, WWE

Is Chris Brown a wrestling fan? Well, does he like adopting alternate personas, acting out dramas that uncomfortably cross the border between real and fake, and breaking household items in anger? So yeah, we’re guessing that he’d probably at least heard of CM Punk before the WWE’s recent cause celebre tweeted at Breezy yesterday, with a message that may or may not have been related to the recent buzz about his reuniting (both on and possibly off the court) with collaborator and one-time girlfriend Rihanna. Tweeted the Chick Magnet:

I would like @chrisbrown fight somebody that can defend themselves. Me curb stomping that turd would be a #wrestlemaniamoment.

— CM Punk (@CMPunk) February 20, 2012

Did Chris Brown ignore his better judgment and rise to the bait to take a shot at his new wrestling adversary, only to delete the tweet later? Of course he did! Fired back Breezy, “@CMpunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.” Burrrn. After removing the Tweet from his timeline, Brown replaced it with this slightly more diplomatic message:

Positivity regardless of how u feel! @CMpunk contact my assistant and I’ll have em send u an autographed pic for my biggest FAN!!!

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) February 20, 2012

Seems to us there’s only one fair way to resolve this, and it won’t be taken care of outside of the ring. The 21st century demands the emergence of a wrestler whose primary driving force is irritation at media over-saturation—call him the Hater Hater. Who better to be that Heel than Breezy? Somebody cue the Axl.