Hellloooo, Noël. We don’t know who you are, and we may never see anything else you ever do, but we’re not too likely to forget you anytime soon after watching “Sequence 4,” the latest addition to your, um, ecclectic YouTube channel. We’re not exactly why this most recent installment in your series of doing weird shit while lip syncing along to unrelated pop songs involves you applying all sorts of increasingly gross food stuffs to your hair and body like so much shampoo and body wash while mouthing along to Britney Spears’ “Toxic,” but…good God, is that actually mayonnaise you’re drowning your poor scalp in now?
Oh, Noël. Internet fame isn’t really all that hard to come by, you know. There’s no need to subject yourself to this kind of torture just for a couple thousand YouTube hits. Still, since what’s done is done, we’ll try to send a couple more your way. Just don’t tell Britney about all this, she may never be able to perform “Toxic” live again without vomiting.