Say what you will about Britney Spears’ dancing of late, but don’t begin to start questioning her parenting. Like any good mother, Spears brought her tiny son Sean Preston on stage in Columbus on Saturday night, so he too could feel what it was like when thousands of strangers give him their undivided attention and audible approval. Hope you’re ready to be a stage mom, Brit. With a wave like that, plus the way he not so subtly pushes your advancing kisses away, we’d say the performer seed has officially been planted. If only Nicki Minaj was still around the Femme Fatale tour to teach him the ways of lap dances and wig maintenance. Consider your days as King of the Surprise Tour Stop officially over, Drake.