Hey kids — there’s less than 24 hours to do your shamefully last-minute Father’s Day shopping! (If you’re shopping, that is.) So go ahead, interrupt your Stepford cookout and its loving close-ups of greasy macaroni salad and sanguine Kool-Aid and watch the Beastie Boys try to persuade you to buy their Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 vinyl in the weirdest video you’ll watch today. Don’t delay! Otherwise you might hurt his feelings, and then he’ll go out on the lawn and bury his sorrows in melted plastic and a chain of wienies. And that’s no fun.
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