If your two favorite things in this world are Chris Brown‘s music and the sight of two strippers bouncing their asses together, you, my friend, are about to have a very good day. Suffice to say, Brown’s new video for “Spend It All” will not be premiering on 106 and Park, regardless of what Breezy does earlier that day at the Good Morning America studios. Rather, with its strip club-heavy content, “Spend It All” would be a much better fit for the now-defunct BET: Uncut. (Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday that this guy was turning 17? They do grow up fast.)
After a short disclaimer qualifying that “all you nasty’z must be 18 or older to view this,” Brown himself shows up—in suspenders and a very strange bowtie-necklace—to give the video a formal introduction. “I always like to do all kind of music,” explains Brown. “So now, I gotta give y’all the strip club record.” (Ah, musical diversity.) The vid then cuts to a stripper booty-pop shot, which pretty effectively sets the tone for what’s to come, as occasionally-blurred shots of asses abound, covered only by the barest of thongs.
Ever the believer in gender equality, Brown spends most of the video half-naked as well, prancing around a stage shirtless and pants-sagging. “My eyes shut ‘coz her booty all in my face / I touch, no computer, she in my space,” hollers Brown. Somehow, the sleaziness feels like what Brown’s career has been leading to all along—Breezy is now, officially, one of the Nasty’z himself.
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